Friday, 20 March 2009

One-Liners

On a certain person's boxers:
"They were white and semi-sheer and I basically had to cover my eyes."

On the ghost in that apartment next door:
"I can get rid of the ghost-I'll need some candles and the blood of a young goat and an old goat."
"I'd rather have the ghost."

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