Tunisia Day Two

It's 62 degrees in Rome. Harhar.

Anyway:
Day 2
8:00 Wake-up
8:30 Eat chocolate croissants, pretend that they are healthy.
9:00 Drive to Port El Kanoui.
10:11 Spot boat tours of Tunisian coast. Find out that they're only half an hour. Hmm
10:15 On the Mediterranean.
10:47 Wind-blown and euphoric, run back to bus.
11:30 Check into hotel which has discoteca, indoor & outdoor pool. This is amazing.
2:30 SHOPPING!! Wander around market. Experience real-life Borat moment as I am asked "How much?"
4:30 Castle by the sea. We wander down a little peninsula only to see a guy barfing. We wander back.
6:00 In room I attempt to flush the toilet, but instead spray myself with water from the bidet hose. Typical.
8:00 Dinner
8:45 I hear familiar music...It's the macarena!! I end up doing the quintessential dance of 1996 with several old German women.
9:15 Belly dancers-If I could dance like that, if only, if only
10:30 More dancing and a brief trip to the Western themed discoteca end. I hed upstairs, pull on my sweatpants, and drift to sleep.