Tea party people: You’re idiots. I apologize for insulting you, but Obama’s tax plan in no way resembles the taxation without representation that led to the 18th century tea parties. The man was ELECTED, whether you like it or not, and he’s been in office for about three months. So chill. Also, if you want to protest wasteful spending, don’t buy a bunch of tea bags and throw them in water.
Texas-If you want to secede, knock yourselves out. You can even kick out all the illegal immigrants. But you know who you’ll be left with? My relatives. And trust me, that will suck.
Miss California-Here’s the plan-we’re going to make all partnerships “civil unions” in the eyes of the government. Homosexual, heterosexual, whatever. Then you can get off your donkey about marriage being a religious institution, because if it truly is, than the government has no business calling any hetero partnership a marriage, now does it?
Get ready…get set…scream at me!!
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