The 4th of July

I love Independence Day. I am all about hot dogs, cherry pie, and fireworks. I've had some particularly awesome 4th's.

This year, I want to kill someone.

Don't get me wrong-I had a great day with one of my best friends. I blew off my family because they were going to a place where if I say latte, they look nervous, and the ratio of guns to people is 2:1.

So I stayed behind with the dog. Who has issues. Especially involving loud noises.

And the &^%#^!@ neighbors are ALL setting off illegal fireworks. The dog has basically shat himself about 16 times.

I'm 32 seconds away from calling the cops. I love the 4th of July, but I love my dog more.